We’ve all heard excuses for being late – but here’s five brilliantly bonkers excuses that people tried to use in order to explain their tardiness to HMRC. And, yes, these are all genuine!
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We’ve all heard excuses for being late – but here’s five brilliantly bonkers excuses that people tried to use in order to explain their tardiness to HMRC. And, yes, these are all genuine!